Obtain a Master’s Degree.

Completed June 2023.

Obtain a Bachelor’s Degree.

Completed May 2019.

Obtain a (honorary) PhD.

Teach a college-level course as an adjunct professor/lecturer.

Live in London.

Completed August 2024.

Enjoy a Belgian waffle in Belgium.

Completed February 2024.

Eat a Lindt bar in front of the Lindt flagship factory in Kilchberg.

Completed November 2023.

Ponder a skull on the ramparts of Elsinore castle (Kronborg).

Completed September 2023.

Dance to ABBA while eating Swedish Fish in an Ikea in Stockholm.

Completed September 2023.

Brave a sauna in Helsinki.

Completed September 2023.

Enter Poland on a Polish passport, without ever having left.

Completed August 2023.

(Mis)hear Dragostea Din Tei in Moldova.

Completed August 2023.

Dance to The Time Warp in Transylvania.

Completed August 2023.

Lay waste to the city of Dubrovnik. Or, just enjoy a glass of wine while you imagine blowing up the Sept of Baelor.

Completed August 2023.

Get electrified at the Tesla house in Belgrade.

Completed July 2023.

Don’t get shot while driving through Sarajevo.

Completed July 2023.

Find a clever allusion to my name in Zagreb.

Completed July 2023.

Ride the summer toboggan at Lake Bled.

Completed July 2023.

Enjoy a street taco in Mexico City.

Completed April 2023

Laugh like a maniac in front of the ruins of Tikal, Guatemala.

Completed April 2023.

Witness the Morning Ceremony on the banks of the Ganges in Varanasi.

Completed February 2023.

Wear pink in front of the Hawa Mahal in Jaipur.

Completed February 2023.

Rest in peace before the Taj Mahal.

Completed February 2023.

Pass through the Gateway to India (Mumbai).

Completed February 2023.

Pose in a window in the Red Light District of Amsterdam.

Completed January 2023.

Search for ghosts of murdered fathers in the Nyhavn harbor.

Completed January 2023.

Enjoy a pastel de nata on the Praça do Comércio in Lisbon.

Completed December 2022.

Scream in sympathy at MUNCH in Oslo.

Completed September 2022.

Brave the fjords of Bergen.

Completed September 2022.

Enjoy a Bavarian treat in front of Brandenburg Gate.

Completed August 2022.

Pose in front of the Prague astronomical clock.

Completed August 2022.

Sing the chorus of So Long, Farewell in front of the Vienna Opera House.

Completed August 2022.

Bathe in the Szechenyi Baths (Budapest). Party in a ruin bar to follow.

Completed August 2022.

Hide behind a pine tree at Hagrid’s Hut, to avoid being caught by our former selves.

Completed March 2022.

Pay a visit to the grave of Albus Dumbledore.

Completed March 2022.

Save Harry from falling to his death onto the tracks of the Hogwarts Express (Fort William, Scotland).

Completed March 2022.

Look out over the Old Man of Storr.

Completed March 2022.

Visit the grave of the Dark Lord’s father.

Completed March 2022.

Enjoy Colombian coffee on the coffee plantation on which it was grown.

Completed January 2022.

Experience a Botero, up close and personal.

Completed January 2022.

Get a mud massage at the Totumo Mud Volcano.

Completed January 2022.

Live in New York City.

Completed June 2021.

Walk the Giant’s Causeway.

Completed March 2019.

Visit the grounds of Winterfell (Castle Ward).

Completed March 2019.

Island hop in Greece.

Completed March 2018.

Sacrifice to Athena at the Parthenon of Greece.

Completed March 2018.

Live in Paris.

Completed July 2016.

Summit the lookout over Macchu Picchu.

Completed July 2010.

Make love, not hate, at Angkor Thom.

Completed June 2008.

Observe the alignment of shadows at Stonehenge during a solstice.

Visit every country in the Americas.

Explore the glow worm caves (Australia).

Sing along to Africa by Toto during a rainstorm in Africa.

Attend Carnival in Rio.

Apply perfume in Köln.

Completed November 2023.

Visit La Tierra Del Fuego, Patagonia.

Experience Mardi Gras in New Orleans.

Pay respects to Dobby’s grave, Pembrokshire.

Participate in Yacht Week.

Ride in a hot-air balloon during the Cappadocia Balloon Festival.

Barter with a local at the Grand Bazaar in Istanbul.

Float in the Dead Sea.

Visit every country in Asia.

Visit all 7 continents.

Swim in the Silfra Fissure (Iceland).

Snorkel in the Great Barrier Reef.

Spend a night beneath the stars and the Aurora Borealis.

Ride a camel around the Pyramids of Egypt.

Pose like Indiana Jones at the Treasury of Petra.

Visit every state in the US.

Take a train [in] Morocco.

Visit every country in Europe.

Swim in all 7 oceans.

Live in 3 different countries.

Perform a muscle-up.

Completed September 2022.

Achieve a 3x bodyweight deadlift.

Achieve a 2.5x bodyweight squat.

Achieve a 2x bodyweight bench press.

Complete a marathon.

Perform a standing backflip.

Perform a freestanding handstand for at least 30 seconds.

Perform the splits.

Perform 100 push-ups in a single set.

Perform a one-arm pull up (on each side).

Attend a social dancing event.

Completed May 2022.

Learn to play betty on acoustic guitar.

Completed July 2021.

Obtain a stage combat certification.

Completed February 2020.

Win a fencing match against a trained opponent.

Achieve a P1 Krav Maga certification.

Complete a V5 climbing course.

Hit a bullseye from 50 feet away with a bow and arrow.

Become SCUBA certified.

Perform 3 magic tricks to an audience of at least 5.

Attend Edinburgh Fringe Festival.

Completed August 2024.

Attend midsommar in Sweden.

Completed June 2024.

Attend Syttende Mai in Norway.

Completed May 2024.

Witness a total solar eclipse.

Completed April 2024.

Attend a Taylor Swift concert (floor seats).

Do you really want to know where I was April 29th [2023]?

Attend 50 Broadway shows.

Completed November 2022.

Take a helicopter ride over Manhattan.

Completed June 2022.

Attempt falconry.

Completed March 2022.

Skate in Rockefeller Center Plaza on Christmas Eve.

Completed December 2021.

Re-enact Elf in New York City during Christmas.

Completed December 2021.

Ride every subway line in New York City.

Completed November 2021.

Work at Google.

Completed July 2019.

Watch the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.

Completed November 2016.

Give a TEDx talk.

Completed May 2014.

Take a trapeze class.

Completed August 2013.

Take a zero-g flight.

Appear on national television.

Start a business.